believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing.

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

that’s right family guy isn’t funny like at all

aerynmoon:

but consider this:

everyone thinks rosa has this really badass boyfriend who probably wears leather and rides motorcycles and could probably kill u with his pinky finger or something

but then one day this really cute girl comes into the precinct to talk to rosa. she’s wearing a…

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

nasturbate:

i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably

He loves Annie. […] No, it is not just because he looked at everybody. I think you know it’s Annie. I’ll be direct about that. He looked at her, and his heart opened the door. What a comedy.

— Dan Harmon, Basic Sandwich s5 DVD commentary (via fuckyeahjeffannie)

th ♡