How I Met Your Mother deleted scene. (x)
Here was a new generation, shouting the old cries, learning the old creeds, through a revery of long days and nights; destined finally to go out into that dirty gray turmoil to follow love and pride; a new generation dedicated more than the last to the fear of poverty and the worship of success; grown up to find all Gods dead, all wars fought, all faiths in man shaken…
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.
Science side is morbid tonight
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
"Francis has a strong transformation into King. He is constantly having to prove his power.
We will see him in a much more regal and formal wardrobe including more capes, furs, and custom doublets. And of course a crown.
Photographed here is a custom coat built for him but also made to match Queen Mary. It is very important to keep their wardrobes complimenting each other as they must appear as a team.”
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”