do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
that’s right family guy isn’t funny like at all
but consider this:
everyone thinks rosa has this really badass boyfriend who probably wears leather and rides motorcycles and could probably kill u with his pinky finger or something
but then one day this really cute girl comes into the precinct to talk to rosa. she’s wearing a…
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably
— Dan Harmon, Basic Sandwich s5 DVD commentary (via fuckyeahjeffannie)